Disney Quotes

"...Now the snarfblatt dates back to prehysterical times when humans used to sit around and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So they invented this snarfblatt to make fine music". - Scuttle , the little mermaid

"My nerves are shot. This is a catastrophe! What would her father say? I'll tell you what her father'd say. He'd say he's gonna kill himself a crab, that's what her father'd say! I'm gonna march meself home and tell him right this minute" - Sebastian, the little mermaid

"Jeez, man, I'm surrounded by amateurs. You want something done, you've got to do it yourself." sebastian, the little mermaid

"Let me get this straight. You know her. She knows you. But she wants to eat him. And everybody's okay with this?" Timon, the lion king

" I've heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan. You stole your father's armor, ran away from home, impersonated a soldier, deceived your commanding officer, dishonored the Chinese Army, destroyed my palace, and... you have saved us all. " The emperor of China, Mulan

"Great. She brings home a sword. If you ask me, she should've brought home a man" Grandmother Fa, Mulan

"Of course. I'm travel-size for your convenience. If I was my real size, your cow here would die of fright." Musho, Mulan

"We're gonna die! We're gonna die! We're definitely gonna die! No way we survive this! Death is coming! " Musho, Mulan

"When will my reflection show who I am inside?" Mulan, Mulan

"It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting *ideas*, and *thinking*... " Gaston, Beauty and the beast

"He's no monster, Gaston. You are! " Belle, Beauty and the beast

"En garde, you... you overgrown pocket watch! " Lumiere, Beauty and the beast

" marie , the baguettes!, worry up!" the baker, Beauty and the beast

"At-at least... I got to see you... one last time." Beast,Beauty and the beast

"I'd rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you" John Smith, Pocahontas

"Pocahontas, that tree is talking to me" John Smith, Pocahontas

"Sometimes the right path is not always the easiest one." Grandmother Willow, Pocahontas

"Angel, ha! She's a female! And all females are poison! They're full of wicked wiles! " Grumpy, snow white and the seven dwarfs

"Lips red as the rose. Hair black as ebony. Skin white as snow" magic mirror, snow white and the seven dwarfs

"Three. Uno, dos, tres. No substitutions, exchanges or refunds." Gennie, Aladdin

"Oy! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck"Gennie, Aladdin

" I can't take it anymore! If I gotta choke down on one more of those moldy, disgusting crackers... Bam! Whack! " Iago, Aladdin

"I think it's time to say goodbye to Prince A-boo-boo." Jafar, Aladdin

"Look at that, Abu, it's not everyday you see a horse with two rear ends" Aladdin, Aladdin